Three Year Old's With Big Sticks?

Dear Blog,
A. Is it really a good idea for a bunch of three year old's to swing big sticks around at each other?
B. Pinatas are stupid.

So...I'm sure the three-year old princess will be just as pleased with some other gift...say, some princessey accessories to go with her princessey lifestyle?

C. According to my two-and-three-quarter year old, the plural of princess is princess-ees.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand. Here are my new ideas for the birthday girl:
headbands:

a few of these:

and/or perhaps a bracelet like so:

D. This new plan means I get to eat the candy that would have gone in the pinata....which is a good thing because I sort of already did.